DVD of 2005, 2007 Worm Shows


The 2005 and 2007 Worm Shows plus the parody movies: 90 minutes of hilarity!

The DVD combines the 2005 and 2007 Worm Shows, plus the parody videos shown at the 2007 Show. How do you get one? The discs are free, just email Morris (mmaduro@ucr.edu). Further miscellaneous information about the DVD and shows appears below. - M. Maduro, 7-10-07


Titles on the DVD.

Title 1: The 2007 Worm Show [48'29"]
Title 2: The 2005 Worm Show [40'08"]
Title 3: 'Morat' Parody [5'25"]
Title 4: 'An Inconvenient Truth About C. elegans' and 'Great Moments in Worm History' [1'10"]
Title 5: 'The Big Lebowski Lab' [0'46"]
Title 6: 'Committee Meeting Within The Matrix' [1'02"]
Title 7: 'Worm Tracks Vol. 2' [1'27"]

Chapter Breaks. These are located at 5-minute intervals, generated by the DVD recorder used to produce the master. The locations of the breaks in the two shows are as follows:

2007 Worm Show

[1] 0:00 start
[2] 5:00 end of ‘Safety Video’
[3] 10:00 middle of ‘Reality’
[4] 15:00 middle of ‘Chewbacca talk’
[5] 20:00 start of ‘Unsolicited Advice’/’Big Lebowski Lab’
[6] 25:00 middle of ‘Worm Tracks’ commercial parody
[7] 30:00 beginning of ‘Committee Meeting Within The Matrix’
[8] 35:00 middle of ‘Morat’ parody
[9] 40:00 beginning of ‘Caenorhabditis elegans’ (parody of “Willow, Tit-Willow”)
[10] 45:00 middle of Classic Rock Medley (‘Postdoc Wasteland’)

2005 Worm Show

[1] 0:00 start
[2] 5:00 middle of introduction ('the Bobs')
[3] 15:00 middle of 'License Plates'
[4] 20:00 middle of ‘bsh-2 talk’
[5] 25:00 middle of ‘New Omics Terms’
[6] 30:00 end of ‘Top 10 Signs Your Lab is Too Big’
[7] 35:00 middle of ‘I am the very model...’
[8] 40:00 end of video

(The only other Title with a chapter break is the Morat parody, for which chapter 2 jumps to near the end of the segment.)

Making the DVDs. Media Studio Pro 6.0 was used on a WinXP PC (2.39 GHz, 3400+ Athlon 64, 1 GB RAM) for all assemble editing from the video and audio sources. Files were rendered to DV and outputted to a Sony Digital8 camcorder (DCR-TRV280), then recorded in real time, track by track, onto a blank DVD+R on a stand-alone LiteOn LVW-5005 DVD recorder. A disc image was then made on the PC using Nero 6, which was then used to create all the copies. Why not use the computer to make the master DVD? Mpeg-2 encoding by most video editing software produces mediocre quality files and takes a lot of processing power. The hardware encoder in the LVW-5005 records high-quality mpeg-2 files in real time, although it produces rather lackluster menus.

Help! The DVD doesn't play in my machine. First, try another machine. Older DVD players can fail to read DVD-Rs or DVD+Rs properly, or may not recognize the format used by the LVW-5005. Most computer DVD-ROM or DVD-R/RW drives should read the disc fine. If you know that your player does recognize certain types of recordable DVDs, use a computer to copy the worm show DVD to a blank of that type.

More trivia and technical stuff (last updated August 20, 2007):

  • The announcer at the beginning of both shows was Owen Lewis, one of the Stage Managers at Royce Hall. We told him only our first names and he made up the rest, though for the 2007 show we reminded him what he said two years before.
  • 'The Audience is Intoxicated' was the first piece of video made for the 2007 show. As it turned out, no beer/wine were available at the barbecue beforehand, unlike in 2005. This, along with a slightly smaller crowd, make the responses in the 2005 show seem far more lively. (Of course, this could also be because the 2007 show just wasn't as funny.)
  • "Willkommen, bienvenue" near the beginning of the 2007 show is from the musical Cabaret.
  • In the 'Yoda talk' and 'Chewbacca talk' all of the data slides are from Morris' PhD thesis work as claimed (most images were taken from Genetics 141: 977-988), although he has never tried RNAi of unc-119.
  • In the 2005 show, the #1 sign your lab is too big ('Chat up postdoc in hall, ask them what lab they're in, and it's yours') is based on a true story (or at least, true hearsay).
  • In the 2005 show, the 'Veeral Full' fake acknowledgment in charge of Housing was in recognition of the fact that many late registrants for the 2005 meeting (including Morris) had to find off-campus accomodations.
  • In the 2007 show, Morris did the voices for the video parodies (including vocals for the fake music ad), except for Keanu Reeves in ‘Matrix’ which was used right from the film soundtrack.
  • The spoken language in the 'Nobel video' is Romanian ("Alo, salut, sînt eu, un haiduc") which means "Hello, hi, it’s me, an outlaw." The 'ma-ya-hee' intro part doesn't mean anything at all. [entire song lyrics]
  • The 'Worm Nobel Prize commemorative stamp' carries an image of an LED 'Mooninite' in reference to the 2007 Boston Mooninite Scare.
  • The music that accompanies the 'Unsolicited Advice' segment is from a Flash Game, 'Four-Second Fury' [game link] (Caution: The music is loud !)
  • The words of the Pink Floyd parody mention Craig Mello and transformation to produce rollers. Mello et al. (1991) is a frequent citation for making transgenic worms using the su1006D allele of rol-6 introduced via gonadal injection of plasmid pRF4.
  • The melody of the 'Worm Gregorian Chant' is from “O Filii et Filiae” (O Sons and Daughters...) composed in the 15th century by Jean Tisserand (d. 1491) [A harmonized version of this traditional Paschal hymn can be found here. It remains popular, particularly in France.] Curtis has performed this chant with Schola Pacifica, a San Diego men’s chant and early polyphony group. [While Morris has also sung in choirs (non-professional ones), he is admittedly not much more than a 'karaoke nut'.]
  • After the 'Worm Gregorian Chant', we smack our scripts against our heads in reference to a scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). [Curtis initially forgot to do this, hence his half-hearted, late attempt...]
  • The 'Take Me Out To The Worm Lab' karaoke accompaniment was pitch-shifted down several tones from the original. All other karaoke accompaniments were in the original keys. The idea for doing some kind of an audience karaoke was originally inspired by U2's 1997 PopMart Tour, but it was decided that the more familiar baseball theme converged well with the notion of a '7th Inning Stretch'.
  • In the 'Morat' parody video, responses by the interviewees were generally unrehearsed and edited later, a style sometimes known as retroscripting.
  • In 'Morat', just after Paul said that proper controls would be needed if one was setting fire to rats, both he and Morris burst into laughter. To keep the video from cutting away too abruptly, the last several frames (before laughter is evident) were added back in reverse order.
  • The wine bottle on Ryan Baugh's lab bench (visible in the Morat video) is from Charles Shaw winery.
  • The 'guitars' we were 'playing' are photographic replicas of Pete Townshend's #5 Gibson Les Paul, with cartoon worm necks, on 1/4" foam board. See the Worm Show 2007 page for more.
  • At the end of the 'Classic Rock Medley' the synchrony of the last of Pete Townshend's' guitar 'windmills' with those of Morris was fortuitous. The group "The Who" was famous for destroying their equipment on stage at the end of their shows.
  • A real Toshiba laptop (a relatively outmoded one) was destroyed at the end of the 2007 show. Some parts were loosened in advance, and baby powder was added for effect.
  • The epilogue to the 2007 Worm Show, shown at the show itself and also present on the DVD after the credits, is stolen nearly unchanged from the 1986 John Hughes film Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Movie goers that stayed through the entire credits at the end of the movie were treated to this final bit in which Ferris (Matthew Broderick), in a bathrobe, looks directly at the audience and says "You're still here?..."
  • The 'Worm Show' got its start when Morris went to UCSD in fall of 2003 to speak at the local Worm Group gathering. Curtis attended, and they got to talking afterwards about bringing entertainment back to the worm meetings. A dozen ideas were shared right away, and eventually the first show was given to a small audience of a few hundred at the 2004 West Coast Meeting at UC Santa Barbara. Much of this material was incorporated into the 2005 show, which is why there is little point in circulating a video for it. This is one case where we thought that the two sequels (2005's "Episode II: A Lost Hope" and 2007's "Episode III: Revenge of the Pithed") were much better than the original.
  • Many alternate titles were originally conceived, including "Worm Home Companion" (paying homage to Garrison Keillor's similarly-named program on NPR). Other NPR-inspired bits remained, such as the 'fake credits' which are from the end of 'Car Talk' (and from which we took 'Statistician - Marge Innovera') and the fake ending credit 'Sarah Bellum', often cited by Garrison Keillor in his program. In the 2005 show, the latter was followed by an ad lib impersonation of Keillor by Morris (That's the news from Lake Wobegon...').
  • If you thought some of the jokes pushed the limits on good taste, or just weren't funny, you should have seen some of the material we left out.
  • Our original estimate for the timing of the two shows was 33 minutes each. They actually ran to about 40 and 48 minutes each. Oops.
  • The live shows were run by Microsoft Powerpoint 2000 or 2003 on a Sony Vaio WinXP laptop (Pentium III, 1.3GHz). The movies were mostly 640x480 mpeg-1 files, 30fps rendered from uncompressed AVI files using TMPGEnc at a bit rate of 2048 kbps. To facilitate editing and navigation, each segment was a separate powerpoint file and these were started via hyperlinks from a 'main' file.
  • The 'Star Wars' text effect was made using Hash software's amazing program Animation:Master 8.0. This involved creating the text part in MS Powerpoint 2000 or Adobe Illustrator CS2 and Adobe Photoshop 7.0, and mapping the image onto a model in A:M. The camera point-of-view was positioned to create the appearance of the text crawling from bottom to top and receding in the distance. The video, stars and theme were assembled in a video editor (Ulead's Media Studio Pro 6.0). There are at least a dozen different ways of achieving the same text effect, but few give very high resolution (i.e. where the moving text does not look 'blocky').
  • Flickering in the video (rare bright frames at the start of the 2007 show, and during the 'Committee Meeting Within The Matrix' title) seems to have resulted from problems during DV output to the Sony DCR-TRV280. As these bad frames are in the master DVD, all copies have them, but for some reason not all player/TV combinations show them.
  • The sound in the first 5 minutes of the 2005 show and the first 14 minutes of the 2007 show is solely from a camcorder in the audience. During both shows the stage recording was started late, so the audio perceptibly changes at the point where the stage audio track was added to the sound mix.
  • The audience sound in the 2007 show drops to mono in a few places, representing a shift to audio from the second camcorder. This was to eliminate some undesired audience comments captured by the other camera.
  • The 2007 show was recorded with two camcorders plus a video stream from a camera in Royce Hall. Wendy Hung ran the camera for the 2005 show and one of the cameras for 2007. Gina Broitman-Maduro ran the second camera in 2007.
  • Older DVDs from the 2005 show were made one at a time by copying from a camcorder to a standalone machine, which took about 45 min per DVD. The newer discs (which contain both shows) were made in about 6 minutes each by using a computer 16x DVD burner - a ratio of 7.5 to 1.
  • Odd colors in the 2007 video result from ‘Super Nightshot’ mode which was used for most audience shots (and unintentionally for the occasional stage shot).
  • A black rectangle visible on the video from the right-hand camera in the 2007 show was used to block out an accidentally-recorded time stamp.
  • In playing discs made by the LiteOn LVW-5005 recorder, some DVD players will return to the main menu after playing a Title, while most will simply continue to the next Title. Hence, after Worm Show 2007 finishes, the 2005 show will probably start right away, followed by the excerpted parody videos without audience track.
  • The Worm Show DVD is compatible with Windows Vista.
  • The DVDs can be copied easily. Use a single-layer blank.
  • As of August, 2007 Morris has sent out about the same amount of 2005 show DVDs, 2005/2007 show DVDs, and unc-119 mutants with rescuing DNA - about 60 each.
  • If you made it to the end of this list, you should really get back to work.

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